Lil Blue Bunn
ramyeongif:
“ADHD
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flakmaniak:

official-kircheis:

beesmygod:

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dude the dwarf fortress devs are awesome, tbh. its extremely refreshing to see normal people get rewarded for their efforts as a result of catering to niche audiences

I see where you’re coming from but I don’t know if I would describe the creator of dwarf fortress as normal

Oh yeah it’s excellent to see esoteric madmen rewarded for their many years of madness.

now do you have junkrat on all fours scaring lucio devilishly

omegaversereloaded:

Of course i have fuckrat you silly goose

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songsofwaterandnight:

dykepuffs:

steampunktomboy:

psychoticallytrans:

If a worker who isn’t the owner says ANYTHING similar to “I’m not really supposed to do this but-” and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

Employee-customer solidarity

Even if they don’t- Your review can be the thing that wrecks someone up accidentally;


“Janie was so helpful when I wanted to buy a new washing machine on Friday, she stayed with me for half an hour and wasn’t pushy at all, we had a good laugh about our cats’ silly antics and she got Adam and Suzy to carry it to the car for me- 10/10 excellent service, I’d come back any day!”


-But Management has a policy that workers should spend no more than 10 focused minutes on any customer at a time, and that they should always try to upsell the insurance and the higher price model, so Janie was breaking policy.

-And they aren’t supposed to have their phones on the sales floor, so now Janie is going to be quizzed on whether she was showing photos of her cat to a customer.

-Adam is a warehouse worker and shouldn’t have been in the front-of-house at all, Suzy is a porter, and store policy is both to use a trolley to move heavy items, and that only the porters should do it, so now Janie is in trouble for pulling Adam off-task, Adam is in trouble for walking through the shop floor, and Suzy is in trouble for poor handling procedure. Maybe the store even has a paid delivery service that Janie was supposed to upsell as soon as you said “I can’t put this in my car without help”, so this was all against policy.


Your review should always be as bland as possible, “10/10, five star service, will shop here again, thank you to Janie at the Town Street branch” You NEVER know what was technically a rule-break, capitalism is not your friend, the review process is part of the panopticon.


FIVE STARS, TEN OUT OF TEN, VERY GOOD, NOTHING MORE.

As someone who’s been through this very process and gotten in trouble for helping customers despite corporate bullshit, I have to say this is all very true and without exaggeration.

partywithponies:

thesebonesbite:

uberfluss:

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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Magnus Archives fan I see

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THIS IS SO FUNNY I’M SORRY

transarsonist:

idiotdotdotdot:

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disturbingly average customer service experience

maplebungus:
“last name is “down on a brand new Toyota Camry” ”

maplebungus:

last name is “down on a brand new Toyota Camry”

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

Tags that say, "#every once in a while the sunrise has shades of green #and u can pretend the sky is a big trout".ALT

This is so beautiful…

Tags that say, "#can we pretend that rainbows in the bright sky are like flying trout"ALT

I could really use a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now…